Stupid shit that North Indians say

Punjabis are dark but why do they say they are white?

North Indians are dark colored compared to South Indians

Why are North Indians called as "white obsessed blacks"?

Delhi a big city?

So yeah the so called Capital of India,Delhi as Northie beggars brag is a big city in terms of development or in terms of the ugly people living there?Let's find out.

Let's say what the big guys has to say about Delhi.

Shobhaa DeWriter, social commentator
The uncouthness begins at the airport itself where some fifth-grade politician's cousin eight times removed will strut around with three attendants behind him and throw weight at the check-in counter. Delhi guys need one man to handle their cellphones, another to hold papers, a third to carry the overnighter. And here in Mumbai, even someone like Ratan Tata walks by himself and checks in at the counter. That tells you everything."


Girish KasaravalliAward-winning filmmaker
"I find Delhi very frightening. It has a very inhuman and arrogant look to it. I feel very insecure when I walk on the deserted streets of Lutyens' Delhi. The indifference of the place rubs on you when you walk in front of those huge sarkari bungalows. I am generally good at topography, but in Delhi nothing registers. It is a strange place that does not create a visual memory in my mind. I just can't read the place."


Kalyan RamanSpace scientist, telecom professional
"There is a void at the moral core of Dehi that is frightening. Even more than its fearful aspect, its brutalising effect is all-pervasive. It is not just the dodgy politicians but also that psychotic army of thin-faced, broad-belted, terylene-attired, bell-bottomed bad actors all over Central Delhi and visibly up to no good. These day-time migrants come from the badlands surrounding the city, preferring anonymous crime and petty larceny in the big city because they do not have the clout or the nerve to play the game at home. From here to the very top, there is collective reinforcement of a nihilist spirit, of moral bankruptcy


Theodore BaskaranHistorian, nature writer 
"It is not the climate or the infrastructure that keeps me off Delhi. It is the human factor. In office buildings, before people can come out of the lift, you see a group pushing to get in. This is symbolic of the Delhi ethos.... Their abysmal ignorance of the South confounds the situation. I did a one-year course in Delhi when the war in Sri Lanka was on; my coursemates thought that all the Tamils in Sri Lanka were immigrants from Tamil Nadu."




So that's all about Delhi.


In my opinion,those conservative white obsessed black beggars can't even spell or write so you got about people from Delhi.Now about the city,it's a big city only in terms of the number of slums :P it's not advanced.It's just half of people live in slums and don't have drinking water to survive.

North Indians:Efficient engineers in making slums and high adaptability.

I'm so afraid that the world is gonna end in 2012 but it's just that I'm afraid.The North Indians say "We'll survive".Jeez,they'are like "WE WILL" and the world is like,"HOW?".You made "ARKS" like you have seen in the movie 2012?The North Indian says,I'm highly adaptable to live anywhere and that's right,North Indians can survive like "COCK" Roaches,EWWWWW.Fuck it.They love being in slums and they believe me.The Americans,The Chinese or the Japanese cannot make slums as fast as the North Indians.Jeez you haven't seen North Indian slums?Yeah,you should have a look then.

Ewww honestly,I wanna puke now.It's Delhi.

Yeah the Punjabi motherfuckers are so proud of themselves as they can ADAPT!Slums in Punjab.

The beautiful Chandigarh

Agra slums.The Northie black beggars walking on the streets.EWW

Why are North Indians "white obsessed black beggars"?

                                                  So uh,the question is,Are you an Indian?If YES,I'm pretty sure that you have heard this "BEING WHITE IS BEAUTIFUL" a thousand times and you might have heard "NORTH INDIANS ARE WHITE" a million times.Now that's something that makes my ass laugh and my dick wag.I mean seriously,when a North Indian says that he is white,I die laughing and the second thing I do is calling him "Color Blind".

                                                Now the fact,most Indians are obsessed with fairness,it's something that we can't deny although the perception of  beauty is changing in developed cities in India but unfortunately North Indians in general are illiterate and they blindly believe that white color is more beautiful and when I this,you better believe that North Indians call a dark hot babe with big boobs,curvy body and a sexy face UGLY but at the same time,a girl who is so pale that we can't look at her and even if she is a fat bitch who has got a saggy boobs,large thigh(A little smaller than a Hippo) and a belly like an anaconda which engulfed the Hippo is VERY ATTRACTIVE to the North Indian guy.Holy fuck.Now I'm thinking of giving them a gift.I mean some white babes to North Indian dickheads.

Now this girl is North Indian's favorite white beauty queen.

Anyway the average North Indian is black/brown but as they are so white obsessed,they call themselves white but I've to say,they see themselves as whites on the mirror.You wanna fucking call a North Indian black?Don't!I repeat DON'T!Even if they don't care being called as "North Indian beggars","Hindi walas" "North Indian slum dwellers","Beavers of slum making" they will die if you call them black because being white is a dream to a North Indian but sadly what to say,they look like black beggars.

The regular Northie who is a wannabe whitey.

North Indians will fight back showing the pics from the world's worst film industry called "Bollywood" where only people who are lighter than your stretched piece of skin is taken as actors.Guys who has the color of your skin won't be considered as an actor even though they are good at acting.