Do you know Hindi?No :/ Aren't you Indian?

You might have guessed it from the title but for the ones who didn't understood what I meant,here we go.North Indians are UNEDUCATED,NESCIENT,UNLETTERED,IGNORANT fools who think that uh(Hear it,your ass may start laughing) HINDI is the National language of India.I mean look at them,straight on those anti nationalists who aren't aware of Indian rules still proclaiming to be Indians.They are a shame to our country.You know why,they fucking don't know that India doesn't have a National language.

Now this is how the conversation with a typical Northie goes

You:Hey
Northie:Hai
You:How are you?
Northie:Fine Reeeee(God knows WTF is this so called REEE)
Northie:Do you know Hindi?
You:No.
Northie:Why?Aren't you Indian?
You:Yes I'm.
Northie:Areeeeeeeeeee Indian and you don't know Hindi?It's our National language.
You:Oh,so what I've heard is right.
Northie:What?
You:That Northies are ignorant fools who proclaims themselves to be Indians and don't know a shit about India?
Northie: :(

C'mon,Aren't they true Indians?Why do they act like foreigners?Even the white boy knows that India is a land of diversities and these Northies don't know about it?Why?I'm forced to conclude that they are too untaught but as a proud Indian,they should know about the languages in India.

 Whoa Whoa Whoa!Here is one Northie bending backwards to prove that Hindi is the official language of India.Holy shit!India would be too better without them as one of the leaders said but anyhow I do consider any Indians(North,South,East or West) with knowledge about India as my brothers.There are 22 official languages in India.Then what is Hindi?

Hindi is just a regional language of the people living in Northern part of India.

An important message to all North Indians.If you are thinking about coming to any of the South Indian states.Learn the regional language used by them and if you are going to North East learn their language and yes you should learn languages like Marathi,Gujarati if you are thinking about moving to West India.

Stupid shit that North Indians say

Punjabis are dark but why do they say they are white?

Why are North Indians called as "white obsessed blacks"?

North Indians:Efficient engineers in making slums and high adaptability.

I'm so afraid that the world is gonna end in 2012 but it's just that I'm afraid.The North Indians say "We'll survive".Jeez,they'are like "WE WILL" and the world is like,"HOW?".You made "ARKS" like you have seen in the movie 2012?The North Indian says,I'm highly adaptable to live anywhere and that's right,North Indians can survive like "COCK" Roaches,EWWWWW.Fuck it.They love being in slums and they believe me.The Americans,The Chinese or the Japanese cannot make slums as fast as the North Indians.Jeez you haven't seen North Indian slums?Yeah,you should have a look then.

Ewww honestly,I wanna puke now.It's Delhi.

Yeah the Punjabi motherfuckers are so proud of themselves as they can ADAPT!Slums in Punjab.

The beautiful Chandigarh

Agra slums.The Northie black beggars walking on the streets.EWW