Friday 13 July 2012

Do you know Hindi?No :/ Aren't you Indian?


You might have guessed it from the title but for the ones who didn't understood what I meant,here we go.North Indians are UNEDUCATED,NESCIENT,UNLETTERED,IGNORANT fools who think that uh(Hear it,your ass may start laughing) HINDI is the National language of India.I mean look at them,straight on those anti nationalists who aren't aware of Indian rules still proclaiming to be Indians.They are a shame to our country.You know why,they fucking don't know that India doesn't have a National language.

Now this is how the conversation with a typical Northie goes

You:Hey

Northie:Hai
You:How are you?
Northie:Fine Reeeee(God knows WTF is this so called REEE)

Northie:Do you know Hindi?
You:No.

Northie:Why?Aren't you Indian?
You:Yes I'm.
Northie:Areeeeeeeeeee Indian and you don't know Hindi?It's our National language.
You:Oh,so what I've heard is right.
Northie:What?
You:That Northies are ignorant fools who proclaims themselves to be Indians and don't know a shit about India?
Northie: :(

C'mon,Aren't they true Indians?Why do they act like foreigners?Even the white boy knows that India is a land of diversities and these Northies don't know about it?Why?I'm forced to conclude that they are too untaught but as a proud Indian,they should know about the languages in India.


 Whoa Whoa Whoa!Here is one Northie bending backwards to prove that Hindi is the official language of India.Holy shit!India would be too better without them as one of the leaders said but anyhow I do consider any Indians(North,South,East or West) with knowledge about India as my brothers.There are 22 official languages in India.Then what is Hindi?

Hindi is just a
regional language of the people living in Northern part of India.


An important message to all North Indians.If you are thinking about coming to any of the South Indian states.Learn the regional language used by them and if you are going to North East learn their language and yes you should learn languages like Marathi,Gujarati if you are thinking about moving to West India.